It is not because I don’t have anything beneficial to do, neither writer’s block, but because somebody make the effort to ask me to do it, as I’m supposed to be depressed. (Well, maybe before, but totally not now)
Lets begin~
Llama, Obama, or Bananarama?
Llama. Because among them, it is the thing that I most familiar with. I’m not fan of the unknown, but I don’t mind to face it.
Winter, summer, or monsoon?
I like winter. Because it is cold, and have snow some more (of course in Egypt there is no snow during Winter). Nothing beats the feeling of cuddling under the blanket, with hot tea or chocolate, facing laptop with good movies. And sleep even before the day ends. ^_^
But as for now, it is Summer, and last rain fell about 6 months ago, so I prefer monsoon too. But every must be in moderation.
Ice cream, sausage, or a chair?
Sausage. Because I’m craving of something meaty. I’m not hungry though.
P/s: hungry= the feeling of in need of food, which lead to food intake. craving= desire to eat specific type of food. or something like that. Who in the world will memorize the full sentences? Wait, those excellent students of course.
Facebook, Atif’s blog, or NZ Herald?
Atif’s blog of course *rolling eyes*
What do you see in a donut?
Diseases [Atherosclerosis, Chronic Heart Failure, Obesity (they say Obesity is a disease), Myocardial Infarction] and bankruptcy (If I saw those high ends donuts. JCo, Big Apples, etc).
What does a donut see in you?
Donuts have eyes?? OMG!!
Favourite article of clothing:
Robes. Or Jubah, Galabiya, or in female counterpart, Abaya. I don’t know why, but I have fetish in clothes that long and loose from shoulder to feet. No, it is not the same as pervert fetish. By wearing one, you could be an Arab merchant, or a Syeikh, or a High Priest (refering to Ragnarok Online games). Last but not least, wizards wore robes.
Least favourite article of clothing:
G-strings? Because it doesn’t do it most basic function well, which is to support. Not that I ever wore one. Seriously!! Don’t roll you eyes!! OMG!! You guys!!
Where would you rather be right now other than your present location?
I would be a terrible liar if I said I rather be as I am now. A good liar (or pretentious person) would say, my bed~!
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Because both make a place narrower.
What is your favourite hair colour?
A healthy, shiny, volumed black hair. Yeah. Other colours are too attention seeker. No offence to those with natural-other-than-black-hair-colour
What makes you shrug and go “meh”?
When people can’t spot the obvious.
If there was a tornado right outside your window at the moment, what would you do?
Enjoying the view. Maybe take a few picture. It should worth a lot, isn’t it? A near-death (or death, if it is what was written) photos. Too bad i couldn’t enjoy the profit
If you could colour someone with oil pastels, who would that be, what colour would that be, and why would you do it?
Every life is precious. Killing is forbidden (But you need to do everything to save the world) <– pengaruh Avatar: The Last Air Bender
Were you tempted to be indecent in the previous two questions about articles of clothing? (If weren’t already?)
Heh… What do you think?
If you had to have either one of these three things in your soup, what would it be: a rat, a snail, or a tooth (not yours)?
Tooth. A bacteria’s tooth so I won’t see it. (Gigi kuman. Well, hati kuman ade, takkan gigi kuman takde kot?)
If you didn’t speak whatever languages you do now, what subtitute would you have preferred?
Hieratic or Hieroglyph. Hieratic because if my writing is ugly, I doesn’t need too worry that people can’t read it. Because it is supposed to be like that.
Hieroglpyh because I can decorated the wall of my house with the story of my first day of school, yet one would think I imported the wall from Egypt. Or a half page essay in Roman letter would turn out to be 4 pages Hieroglyph essays. If you draw big, of course.. LOL
What is very scary?
To be left behind, forgotten. Or to lose memory
What is potentially very good-looking?
Erm… a little boy or girl with manners?
What is absolutely gut-busting delicious?
A non-fattening madly delicious food
What is green, hairy, and smells like plastic chairs?
A burned green plastic chair with hair
Who rocks your socks? If you need to, list a maximum of three.
What does this ever means? I don’t have specific interest.
Who rocks like bollocks? If you feel the need to, list a minimum of three.
What bollocks? Sandra Bullock?
Would you prefer world peace, to piss on the world, or to cut peas into pieces?
To make people pissed and get away with it
List two things that amuse you.
Happy and happiness.
List two things that annoy you, but not enough to make you blow.
Annoying brat and to lose
List two things that would make you blow.
Penipu dan pencurik
Continue these sentences:
You can’t handle the…
love handles. Only love can do it.
All men by nature is…
With something between their legs which always be the topics of dispute.
A grin without a cat is like…
A pin without a cap
Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness are…
my favourite things. But one can’t be too liberate or too happy. everything must be in moderation
When you read you begin with…
the cover page
When you sing you begin with…
*cough*
May God have mercy on…
those good people who have left us, and those who not-so-good people, give they hidayah.
I would touch … but never …
(After this, I would answer like how I’m answering my medical exams) hot oven, hot women (holier-than-you kononnye)
I would kiss … but never …
my parent, other unknown parent
I would lick … but never …
Ice cream, shaving cream
I would sniff … but never …
food, poop
I would taste … but never …
victory, lorry
I would hug … but never …
you, a spoiled brat
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Finally. It ends. *sweats*
I’m too tired to proof read.